DEXTER!
See small child fall to the ground, tears streaming from his eyes, as he is so happy to be declared the cutest model baby in history.
Like there was ever any doubt, after seeing his portfolio:
OK, Dexter. Show me pensive. Serious. Right there! CLICK
Now shocked! Show me shocked! Great! CLICK
OK, now let's see a little boy next door. A little bit of flirt. Perfect! CLICK
Now, show me stately. Think old grey haired grandpa. Right! CLICK
OK, now coy. Give me your best come hither look! YES! CLICK
Now let's try bored. Like, high school boy waiting at the school entrance for a girl, but trying to look like he's not waiting. That's it! CLICK
This last one's just a nice, classic, smiling close-up. Just say CHEESE. CLICK
Not really modeling, but cute. And the last time I'll see the azaleas bloom here.
What I really want to know is how normal, not 95th percentile in height kids wear these shorts. Without them looking like pants. Because while they fit around the waist just fine, they are absurdly, laughingly, ridiculously LONG!
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