I'm not sure how to convince Dex of this, but I used to be brave when it came to amusement parks. I did roller coasters (with the standing agreement with Kathy that I can sit on the side where the railing is, on the way up the big hill). I did pirate ships (so long as I could sit in the middle and not on an end). Waterslides. Bumper cars. Things that go upside down and make all the change fall out of your pockets. Whirly things that stick you to the wall and then drop the floor out from under you. I did all the rides. Except the ferris wheel. Cuz... no. Just, no. Tall things that go slow freak me out.
And then I got old.
Now when I ride up glass elevators I have to turn and face the wall so I don't see out. Now when my child goes on the ski lift thingy at the amusement park I tell him "Daddy can go with you" because Mama don't do that shit. Now when I decide to grow a set and just GO on the swing ride, I have a death grip on the bar the entire time and I call down to John about how much I really don't like this. Now when I get off said swing ride, my son tells me "Next time we can find you a less scary ride, Mama."
Despite my bravery shortcomings, we all had a perfectly fantastic time at Dutch Wonderland yesterday. It was Dexter's first amusement park experience and I do believe he loved it. He said the only ride he didn't like was the "boat ride" (the log flume) because it went too fast when it went down the hill. But he did say that when we go back (tomorrow, he said) we can ride all the rides he likes. We stayed for a couple hours in the rain in the afternoon, and it paid off nicely for us as we got free "rainy day" tickets to come for another day. Thanks, Dutch Wonderland!
Here's some pics from our awesome day:
The Turnpike ride was probably Dexter's favorite. He steered (not well, but it didn't matter) while someone with longer legs pushed the gas pedal. I think he was most intrigued by the camera that took pictures when you drove by. He also kept going back in line to see if he could get a different color car the next time around.
Dex can tell you what every single sign on the Turnpike said.
He went down this big huge slide BY HIMSELF. Gripping the sides so tightly that he had to actually push himself down the slide at the bottom because he was going so slowly. He went down 4 or 5 times and was actually going kind of fast by the last time down.
I caught up to the boys just as they came down the big hill of the log flume. Dexter was, I think, unimpressed.
Dex bounced back and had fun again on the "Crazy Airplane."
Yay! Mama got to ride some rides, too!
Yeah. Mama don't do this. Somehow, though, I am ok with a chair lift when I go skiing. Weird. The boys got off at the mid-point and walked back. Dex said it was "too slow."
Found some plasma cars! There was a tunnel to drive your car through, and a maze to navigate. Dex was wicked fast and was the example the parents used when trying to explain to their kids how to make the cars go.
Erin spent most of the day doing this. She was a trooper, really. She slept in the stroller for about 30 minutes, but the rest of the time she was awake and chipper and highly entertained with watching all the rides.
"There's no seat belt on this carousel" says the boy. I don't know how he remembers everything he does, ever.
Judging by the giggles and grins we got out of Erin on the carousel I'd say that she's going to be our dare-devil child.
She loooooved it!
My excellent driver back on the Turnpike.
Turnpike self-portrait
This driving stuff is serious business.
Nap time. Glad we brought this stroller. I brought it in case Dex got tired, because he can just ride on the step. But it was great in the rain because I pulled down the rain cover and Erin stayed 100% dry the whole time.
Bumper cars!
We found the Cranky Cars, and there's where we stayed for 45 minutes. Dex was, I am sure, driving the nice worker person crazy. Now he wants to drive a black engine. Now a green one. Now the other black one. At the end, when we just wanted him stop riding this ride another time OMG, there was no line. And the green engine was in front. And he wanted black. Sorry, kiddo. You get green, or you get to be all done. You choose. Green it was.
The swings were right next to the cranky cars. I suppose that 45 minutes of watching the swings go right over his head got him interested. And he wanted to go on. Are you SURE, I asked? He was sure. I was freaking out. Not because I was worried about his safety. But because I was worried about his mental ability to ride that ride. What if he gets up there and decides he hates it? Can they stop the ride for a freaked out kid and let him off?
My panicked self was texting my fears to my sister a million miles a minute. I needn't have worried. He went on three times and would have stayed on as long as we'd have let him. But it was raining and he had goose bumps all over his little body. John rode with him twice and then I decided I'd man up and go up there with him. I shall not decide to do so again.
We shall return some time this summer. And next summer, when Erin can ride a couple rides. Perhaps next time we will go when it's hot, and do the water park portion, as well. We didn't need a water park yesterday. We could have used some hot chocolate by the end of the day.